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John Howard doll

 

Are you feeling insecure? Can’t slept soundly at night? Try one of these. It’s the n—e---w, John Howard doll!

 

Are you frightened of falling asleep in case a bogie terrorism attacks you in your sleep? Worried about the future and the imminent threat of refugees taking your job, worried about your mortgage or your daughters hand in marriage being taken by some creep, well fret no more! Now for just nine dollars ninety nine you can have your very own John Howard doll. It’s perfect on those cold insecure nights, it’ll keep you warm and feeling snug and secure all night long. Yes, snuggle up to your very own John Howard doll and you’ll be feeling protection and ‘controlled’ all night long and in no time you’ll be waking up in the morning ready to get ahead in life with a new revitalized ‘kick ass’ mentality.

 

But wait! If you can prove that you voted for the liberal party in the last three elections, you won’t only get your very own John Howard doll, but you’ll get a complementary gift. That’s rights, we’ll throw in - at no extra cost, - you very own ‘Peter Costello doll’ to go with your set. Now you won’t have any financial worries as well. Yes! Your very own Peter Costello doll comes exclusive to you at no extra charge, just as long as you can provide proof that you voted for the Liberal party in the last three elections.

 

Ring now and purchase your very own John Howard doll (and matching Peter Costello doll) by visiting out new web site at; w w w dot, feelinginsecurejohnhowarddollandneedingtobecontrolled dot gov dot au. Pay by credit card and we’ll throw in the delivery cost at no extra charge, but of course don’t forget to add the GST. Yes you could be cuddling up to your very own John Howard doll tonight. You can forget about all those unnecessary financial worries for at least the next three years, or when your doll retires and falls apart, / which ever comes first.

 

But be quick, stocks are limited, there going like hot cakes. Forty eight percent of Australian voted for John Howard and they haven’t regretted it.

Ring now!!!

 

John Howard dolls are suitable for children over 18.

Do not wash, true colors might fade.

 

© Written by Dominic John Gill 17/May/2005 www.poetry.net.au  dominicj7@poetry.net.au