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 For those excited about washing dishes like me, (and I suppose there's not too many of us,) try this exciting site. It actually teaches you how to wash dishes.

Book 10 Page 43


Washing dishes


Iím so happy washing dishes.

Washing dishes fulfills, my deepest inner wishes.


Cause their nothing more rewarding than a clean shinny glass.

And there's nothing more enjoyable, than the 'washing task.'


Iím just so happy cleaning all those dirty plates,

cause I love to do, what others 'hate.'


I get them sounding squeaky clean.

Iím the meanest,

Most efficient,

son of a bitch ho down human,

washing machine.

© Written by Dominic John Gill   6/12/99