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Book 10 Page 43

Washing dishes

I’m so happy washing dishes.

Washing dishes fulfills, my deepest inner wishes.

Cause their nothing more rewarding than a clean shinny glass.

And there's nothing more enjoyable, than the 'washing task.'

I’m just so happy cleaning all those dirty plates,

cause I love to do, what others 'hate.'

I get them sounding squeaky clean.

I’m the meanest,

Most efficient,

son of a bitch ho down human,

washing machine.

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