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Hell must be pretty bad

Father O’Riely and father O’Brien

Father O’Brien.

Father O’Riely, don’t’ bother me now, I need to go to the toilet.

But father O’Brien, the mass is about to start right now.

And if you miss some of the mass, it’ll be a venial sin and I don’t want you to spend the rest of eternity in hell!

You’re right father O’Riely; I really don’t want to go that badly.

Quick, hand me that robe.

© Written by Dominic John Gill www.poetry.net.au  dominicj7@poetry.net.au reated on  CREATEDATE 5/10/00